Hey hey hey! Oh mwii fucking god! I got glasses. AND THATS PLURAL. I got two pairs. becauase I simpley went to Vogue Optical, Where your second pair is FREE! SUCK ON THAT BIYOTCH.
I also have fake nails on. Yup. Went to Spice Nails and got te gel nails, painted blue [O.P.I. = <3] with a white and silver glitter simple-yet-amazing-awesome-pawsome-testicles-but-not-really-tesicles-more-like-something-awesome-pawesome-about-a-fucking-pawesome design on them
PLUS I got a job offer! at True North Dinner, as a milkshake girl. hehe she thouht Stu was my dad..AND SHE REMEMBERED ME FROM PREVIOUS TIMES. She's awesome. ;3 I'm probably going to take te job, plus, im not 100% sure, but i think deb works there. i love deb. shes amazing.
Mum got simple wally-mart/zellers pharmacy reading glasses, she looknglike a granny. ;3 its so true!! she looks 12346176345703475 years older than she already is. i love buggin her about it ;3
So ontop of that, i got ONE HUNDRED PERCENT on my CS11 project which i did in two hours te day before. Lol. yup. im a cheapy
ONG ITS 11:11 PM!! MAKE A WISH ME LOVERLEYS!!!!!! [haha looks like waverley]... I WISH THAT I HAD MESELF A MAN!!!!! who shall teateth me righteth. ;3
oh you fucking love me.
this is kofk signing off
tootlez!
Muah!
Monday, May 4, 2009
Monday, April 27, 2009
I'm uber bored
I'm so bored so I'm going to ramble on about the good old fashioned NOTHING. Yup, nothing.
Well did you know that there are about 9 billion CHICKENS in the USA... China has about 13 billion.
Thats pretty wack, I mean you would think that the USA would have more chickens because we eat more, but I guess that's why theres less. China eats chicken but I'm not sure how much, probably not a lot if they have 13 billion running around.
Now that I said that I can honestly say that I'm craving sweet and sour chicken balls. Not chicken 'balls' but chicken balls. Like i don't know if we're having them for supper but I can spell it!
OMG I wasn't far off, chicken and tators from Sobeys. I can only eat the tators, but I hate Sobey's chicken. Plus maccaroni salad. Like with tomatoes and everything! YAY!!
So like I said before, the USA has 4 billion less chickens than China. YOU FAIL!
Yup I said it. CRUCIFY AND BURN!
Well this is Kofik signing off!
Tootlez!
Muah!
Well did you know that there are about 9 billion CHICKENS in the USA... China has about 13 billion.
Thats pretty wack, I mean you would think that the USA would have more chickens because we eat more, but I guess that's why theres less. China eats chicken but I'm not sure how much, probably not a lot if they have 13 billion running around.
Now that I said that I can honestly say that I'm craving sweet and sour chicken balls. Not chicken 'balls' but chicken balls. Like i don't know if we're having them for supper but I can spell it!
OMG I wasn't far off, chicken and tators from Sobeys. I can only eat the tators, but I hate Sobey's chicken. Plus maccaroni salad. Like with tomatoes and everything! YAY!!
So like I said before, the USA has 4 billion less chickens than China. YOU FAIL!
Yup I said it. CRUCIFY AND BURN!
Well this is Kofik signing off!
Tootlez!
Muah!
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Mwahahaha
So yeah. I jacked my sisters laptop. :3
She went outside with her friends, Emily, and left her laptop alone...With me...In the house. Bad idea kid. God I hate the fact that she got a lappy before moi. But I DO get one onme beeday! Well thats pretty much all I had to say! PEACE!
This is Kofik signing off!
Tootlez!
Mwah!
She went outside with her friends, Emily, and left her laptop alone...With me...In the house. Bad idea kid. God I hate the fact that she got a lappy before moi. But I DO get one onme beeday! Well thats pretty much all I had to say! PEACE!
This is Kofik signing off!
Tootlez!
Mwah!
Thursday, April 23, 2009
heartbroken bitch
So my girlfriend broke up with me. well im over her i think.... but if im not i will.all im focussing on now is my school work. i need to get good marks or i cant go to ontario.... i mean i would still like to have someone there. i think this time im gunna look for a guy, some one who will kiss away my tears when im bawling over the stupidest things, one who will give me 11 real roses and one fake and will tell me that he'll love me till the last one dies. some one who will actually call me on my birthday, some who i can cuddle up with and not be afraid to stand up to the world. some one who isnt afraid to kiss me when he's with his friends. some one i can trust with my life and no that im safe no matter what. yea im desprate heart broken and pretty much alone. knowing me im probably going to end up single until i die with 236545912645 cats and a ferret named olivia.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
So This Is How Is All Starts.
So I had my wisdom teeth out two days ago, and I'm all sore an jazz. I've been living off of soup, jello, pudding, coolwhip, kraft dinner, and tuna. Yup. It's gross when I eat the tuna because it gets stuck in my stitches. Thank god I can rinse my mouth out a little bit now, but thats not what I'm getting at here.
It's the backup and support I have. I'm not going to go on and brag about this that and the other things that I get, because I still help out a little around the house, Just not as much as everyone else. and I'm fine with that. Trust me. I'd rather do a litle bit of stuff when I'm home from school than a whole lot of stuff after I get home. Like putting away dishes, I'm fine with that. I'de rather put them away then dry or wash them.
Theres another thing I want to get at. More like a few.
Well see my sister made this cake the night before I went in to get my teeth out. A rainbow angel food cake with rainbow icing and a trillion sprinkles. Needless to say it looked and smelled amazing, but I can't eat it. Bummer. Everyone's been having a piece, even the cats. My sister came home from school like 1/2 an hour ago and asked if she could have a piece, dad said yes. Well she did make it, but there was like none left and she said to me "Kristen, I think we'll have to make another cake for you". I was thinking to myself 'Oh, so you said like so many times that u'de save me a big chunk so when I can eat it, I'll have it. You promised me, and now you're going to break that promise just so you could have some that you've had so many times before?'. Dad told her that she had to leave me some, and all she did was leave a sliver. I felt like I was going to cry. Yea, I know I'm a cheesy loser that almost cried over a piece of cake, but i can't even have a piece because my stupid jaws are stitched to my cheeks and all i can eat are squishy foods and liquids. It's stupid I know but hey, it's life.
The other thing is, I CAN'T EVEN PICK UP MY CATS. Yup, like I said, I'm a loser.
Well I have to go eat some Kraft Dinner.
This is Kofik out!
Tootlez,
MWAH!
It's the backup and support I have. I'm not going to go on and brag about this that and the other things that I get, because I still help out a little around the house, Just not as much as everyone else. and I'm fine with that. Trust me. I'd rather do a litle bit of stuff when I'm home from school than a whole lot of stuff after I get home. Like putting away dishes, I'm fine with that. I'de rather put them away then dry or wash them.
Theres another thing I want to get at. More like a few.
Well see my sister made this cake the night before I went in to get my teeth out. A rainbow angel food cake with rainbow icing and a trillion sprinkles. Needless to say it looked and smelled amazing, but I can't eat it. Bummer. Everyone's been having a piece, even the cats. My sister came home from school like 1/2 an hour ago and asked if she could have a piece, dad said yes. Well she did make it, but there was like none left and she said to me "Kristen, I think we'll have to make another cake for you". I was thinking to myself 'Oh, so you said like so many times that u'de save me a big chunk so when I can eat it, I'll have it. You promised me, and now you're going to break that promise just so you could have some that you've had so many times before?'. Dad told her that she had to leave me some, and all she did was leave a sliver. I felt like I was going to cry. Yea, I know I'm a cheesy loser that almost cried over a piece of cake, but i can't even have a piece because my stupid jaws are stitched to my cheeks and all i can eat are squishy foods and liquids. It's stupid I know but hey, it's life.
The other thing is, I CAN'T EVEN PICK UP MY CATS. Yup, like I said, I'm a loser.
Well I have to go eat some Kraft Dinner.
This is Kofik out!
Tootlez,
MWAH!
Friday, February 27, 2009
Just some photos of my besties and my fave memories //_^
Photo's I love!
I LOVE YOU AUSTIN! YOU'RE AMAZING! Just a Tip.
If you're EVER going to work in a factory, or with machines, then please, for your own sake, take off your rings!! I mean look at the photo! Your finger will rip off, and leave your bone if your ring gets caught. Simple as that. Just thought I'de say that because it's seriously gross. And one of the many reasons to why I'll never work in a factory or with machinery...I like my rings, but I like my fingers that much more. Plus I hate surgical prosedures.This is Kofik signing off!
Tootlez!
Mwah!
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