I'm uber bored

I'm so bored so I'm going to ramble on about the good old fashioned NOTHING. Yup, nothing.
Well did you know that there are about 9 billion CHICKENS in the USA... China has about 13 billion.
Thats pretty wack, I mean you would think that the USA would have more chickens because we eat more, but I guess that's why theres less. China eats chicken but I'm not sure how much, probably not a lot if they have 13 billion running around.
Now that I said that I can honestly say that I'm craving sweet and sour chicken balls. Not chicken 'balls' but chicken balls. Like i don't know if we're having them for supper but I can spell it!
OMG I wasn't far off, chicken and tators from Sobeys. I can only eat the tators, but I hate Sobey's chicken. Plus maccaroni salad. Like with tomatoes and everything! YAY!!
So like I said before, the USA has 4 billion less chickens than China. YOU FAIL!
Yup I said it. CRUCIFY AND BURN!
Well this is Kofik signing off!
Tootlez!
Muah!